Ted Cruz Eats "500 Billion Dollar" Booger

In a startling display of unbridled hunger for a win at the 11th Republican Convention, Ted Cruz chewed on far more than his words. He has shown the nation on live TV that he will stop at nothing to slurp up as many votes as he can by keeping his nose clean and giving his constituents the same old Christian conservative lip service  he has become so well-known for.

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